People Who Obviously Have too Much Time on their Hands:

Have you ever wondered why DEC has lost millions of dollars and laid off tens of thousands of employees over the last four years? I believe part of the problem is that some of their researchers obviously have too much time on their hands. For example, 7 researchers had the time to insert electrodes into various types of pickles, bok choy and mandarin oranges to determine whether a modest alternating current would cause the items to glow.

Some of these people really scare me!!!

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Douglas M. Dusseau; Email: ddusseau@in.net Revised November 20,1995